well that’s a matter of opinion,
I’ve had no complaints,
they’ve all got it infamy,
all over normandy,
and up yours.
then do send him up to my room later,
next it was peace off,
there’s room for a couple of lodgers in there,
you wouldn’t let me.
once a week is enough for any man,
my gast has never been so flabbered,
you can be as wude as you like with me,
mine’s a pint,
you took the words right out of my mouth.
one around here with a big chopper,
what’s the matter with the other one,
what’s more I can prove it,
a little plastered,
she’s pregnant too.
you ought to put some talcum powder on them,
carry on phwoar.
Credit given to found quotes on the Carry On film franchise